friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
(Source: zdf, via exwirec0re)
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R
people that don’t enjoy animated movies are not people i want to be around
(Source: jaclcfrost, via murdered-with-daisies)
The Amity Affliction | Pabst Blue Ribbon On Ice.
mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit
Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.
A view from heaven
I can never get enough of this picture
brb drowning my sorrows in cookie dough
when you flirt with the bae