" I just love the fact that he’s a massive unit and he’s just completely comfortable with who he is. In Dwarfland, there’s quite a bit of status being that size. "
I spend $400 on a video editing program and this is what I do with it. Money well spent.
i am crying
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?
rest in fucking pieces
nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T THINK YOU DON’T RATIONALIZE YOU DON’T THINK OF YOURSELF IF THE STARTER IS HURT AND YOU CAN IN ANY WAY CUSHION THEIR FALL YOU CUSHION THE DAMN FALL
starter bond is somethin special all right doesnt matter how much that charizard weighs you lift it up
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Half way derrrrrrr
My skull drawing suddenly isn’t cool anymore